internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

odditiesoflife:

Glass Frog

The glass frog is a fascinating little creature. While most of the frog’s body is lime green, the abdominal skin is translucent. Most of the internal organs, including the heart, liver, and gastrointestinal tract are visible through its translucent skin. The glass frog is also very small in size, ranging from 3 to 7 cm.

adultboyy:

LMFAO

(Source: womanofeternaldarkness)

irresponsibleeyouth:

the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out

peasantbutts:

if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you

(Source: khalessiofpizza)

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ashgaytchum:

(posts something)

(gets self conscious about post)

(sweats nervously)

(reblogs about a thousand dumb things i dont even like to bury it)

you will neVER FIND THE THING

(Source: madblackgirl)

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

(Source: gaksdesigns)

feistymuffin:

fancysuperexcellent:

Act 1: A boy and his friends embark upon an adventure.

Act 6 Intermission 5: An alien’s dead teenage ancestor from an alternate universe embarks upon an explanation of the nine types of leprechaun cereal sex.

we should stop telling people about homestuck

missmonomi:

#swiggity swaggy i am the baggie

(Source: permanentgoodbye)

zackisontumblr:

if you’re following me i’m just warning you that i don’t know where i’m going

chris-noth:

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

(Source: likeasolarfire)

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

pharrwell:

1 like = 1 swag

1 reblog = 1 million swags

the choice is urs